1. If you get charged with a felony, you are suspended until the case is resolved (players, coaches, and staff). We don't need the distraction. Don't put yourself in an environment where that could even remotely happen.
2. If you score a TD with 0:04 remaining in regulation, to get within one point of our opponent, and you decide to be so self-centered and egotistical as to pose like a dog peeing, and you (quite deservedly) get a UNS that pushes us back to the 18, and we miss the extra point by a hair (that would have easily scored if snapped from the 3), and we lose the game against our most intense rival, have a nice life at your next place of 'education' or employment, which begins immediately. Find your own way back home.
Those are my top 2.