We were working a Semi Pro game off season. Los Angeles Fire Fighters and Police vs. St Petersburg Fire and Police. I'm waiting in the tunnel when this knock out walks out to stand beside me.
"Excuse me Miss, are you with one of the teams?"
"I am the team Doctor for the LA Team."
"I can't help but say this. I need to move back to California or suffer a severe leg cramp. I'd never leave the training table."
She smiled and said "My husband carries a gun. Besides, I'd probably hurt you."