Early season game last Fall, in a pregame meeting with a coach....
Coach to our crew : "Guys, I really need a number of the player who fouled as a corrective measure."
Our crew to coach : "We'll do our best, coach."
Early in our early season game : His team broke the huddle, but snapper must have forgotten the snap count
. On the 2nd "HUT" everyone jumped except for the snapper who held the ball in place.
= more flags than a 4th of July parade
I yelled over to the sidelines : "False start on everyone but the snapper
."
The coach
and sent in a new snapper
....
.......and the band played on.....
(PS: that team won)