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Title: Keep Those Halftime Lengths Under Control
Post by: TXMike on December 14, 2011, 07:49:38 AM

Thought you non-Texans might get a kick out of this.

And momma wondered why Johnny was so anxious for halftime to get there
http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairballs/2011/12/julie_ann_moore_another_texas.php (http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairballs/2011/12/julie_ann_moore_another_texas.php)

Title: Re: Keep Those Halftime Lengths Under Control
Post by: clearwall on December 14, 2011, 08:44:04 AM

If this was the Hell Week game, I can understand how it would last longer than 28 mins. Both bands play a full show, they usually have a few extras as well during half.

Title: Re: Keep Those Halftime Lengths Under Control
Post by: TxSkyBolt on December 14, 2011, 08:50:02 AM

I'll bet those 3 fifteen year old boys don't feel like "victims."  More like BMOC :)

Title: Re: Keep Those Halftime Lengths Under Control
Post by: clearwall on December 14, 2011, 08:58:55 AM

I wasnt going to say it, but I thought it too. Can males really ever be "sexually assaulted?"

Title: Re: Keep Those Halftime Lengths Under Control
Post by: TXMike on December 14, 2011, 09:00:57 AM

Quote from: TxSkyBolt on December 14, 2011, 08:50:02 AM

I'll bet those 3 fifteen year old boys don't feel like "victims."  More like BMOC :)

Bragging has already started.  Kid said it last 10-15 minutes.  Probably more like 2.

Title: Re: Keep Those Halftime Lengths Under Control
Post by: busman on December 14, 2011, 09:51:30 AM

Only in Texas would they stop in time to be in their seats before the second half kickoff.

Title: Re: Keep Those Halftime Lengths Under Control
Post by: TampaSteve on December 14, 2011, 03:37:17 PM

I know folks in Amarillo.....
BTW, it's the home of the BIG TEXAN steak house. - you know the 72 ounce "if you eat it all it's free" steak.

Title: Re: Keep Those Halftime Lengths Under Control
Post by: GoodScout on December 14, 2011, 08:11:14 PM

Quote from: TXMike on December 14, 2011, 09:00:57 AM

Bragging has already started.  Kid said it last 10-15 minutes.  Probably more like 2 seconds.

FTFY