Author Topic: From the mouth of trainers  (Read 809 times)

Offline SCHSref

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From the mouth of trainers
« on: October 10, 2017, 02:53:32 PM »
Trainer:  This is the second time I have been out here because of this.

Ref: (looks off into the distance)

Trainer: *&%$#@

Ref: (throws flag)  UNC on the trainer

Trainer: (after helping his player off the field)  %&^*$#@

Ref: (throws flag) Second UNC on trainer.  (Goes to trainer on opposite team) You are now the trainer for both teams.

Other trainer: What?  Why? 

Ref:  Because I threw out that one
If you didn't see it, you can't call it

Offline Etref

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Re: From the mouth of trainers
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2017, 06:53:52 PM »
 LOL
" I don't make the rules coach!"

Offline yarnnelg

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Re: From the mouth of trainers
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2017, 12:09:43 AM »
We were working a Semi Pro game off season. Los Angeles Fire Fighters and Police vs. St Petersburg Fire and Police. I'm waiting in the tunnel when this knock out walks out to stand beside me.
"Excuse me Miss, are you with one of the teams?"
"I am the team Doctor for the LA Team."
"I can't help but say this. I need to move back to California or suffer a severe leg cramp. I'd never leave the training table."
She smiled and said "My husband carries a gun. Besides, I'd probably hurt you."