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Offline Kleiny

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“You guys are killing us”!!!
« on: April 23, 2019, 01:47:10 AM »
SETTING: several years ago, tournament game (early round), rainy, team A is winning by three or four possessions...

Team B Coach: you guys are killing us!
Crew Member (who will remain anonymous😁): no, sir...your defensive coordinator is killing you.


SETTING: youth league game, typical angry parents (dad) drifting a little too close to the field...

Angry Dad: you’re absolutely terrible!  what a joke!
Official (again...anonymous😃): sir, I’d give you one of my extra “reffing shirts” so you could come out here and help us with your expert and unbiased knowledge of the game, BUT ALL OF MY SHIRTS ARE UNFORTUNATELY ONLY MENS SIZES.


SETTING: semipro football, a player in street clothes begins harassing the officials (much to the chagrin of several teammates), he’s clearly a joke (even in the eyes of his coaches)...

Player: man, that’s bullsh#t!  I could do better than you blindfolded!
Official (yep, anonymous😁): well, as soon as you sober up then come on out here and get to work!

Offline Etref

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Re: “You guys are killing us”!!!
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2019, 05:42:48 AM »
SETTING

Small school varsity game
Coach (who I knew from previous games) “that was the worst call I have ever seen”

Me: “ I know coach, I would have run a draw play”

Coach- dies laughing and just walks off!
« Last Edit: April 26, 2019, 09:59:41 AM by Etref »
" I don't make the rules coach!"