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Offline ElvisLives

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Rules I'd have as a head coach...
« on: November 29, 2019, 09:58:53 AM »
1. If you get charged with a felony, you are suspended until the case is resolved (players, coaches, and staff).  We don't need  the distraction. Don't put yourself in an environment where that could even remotely happen.

2. If you score a TD with 0:04 remaining in regulation, to get within one point of our opponent, and you decide to be so self-centered and egotistical as to pose like a dog peeing, and you (quite deservedly) get a UNS that pushes us back to the 18, and we miss the extra point by a hair (that would have easily scored if snapped from the 3), and we lose the game against our most intense rival, have a nice life at your next place of 'education' or employment, which begins immediately.  Find your own way back home.

Those are my top 2.

Offline DallasLJ

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Re: Rules I'd have as a head coach...
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2019, 12:55:43 PM »
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Offline HLinNC

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Re: Rules I'd have as a head coach...
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2019, 03:17:12 PM »
I told my son last night that if #8 had any sense left, he'd just hand his shoulder pads and helmet to a manager and head for the dorm or apartment.

Offline dammitbobby

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Re: Rules I'd have as a head coach...
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2019, 11:44:10 AM »
That for sure was one long (fairly short) bus ride back home. 

Offline TLG22ref

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Re: Rules I'd have as a head coach...
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2019, 08:29:01 PM »
Amen to what ElvisLives said! He would be on a short bus heading home!

Offline Tom.OH

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Re: Rules I'd have as a head coach...
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2019, 07:41:06 AM »
As the late great Paul Brown would say, son act like you've been there before...
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. And inside of a dog, it's to dark to read."
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Offline bama_stripes

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Re: Rules I'd have as a head coach...
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2019, 06:06:34 AM »
It apparently was the proverbial “last straw” for his coach's employers.