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Online ElvisLives

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Morning humor
« on: May 09, 2024, 09:20:47 AM »
What’s brown and sticky?


A stick.
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My friend said, “What rhymes with orange?” I told him, “No it doesn’t.”

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How many apples grow on a tree?


All of them.


Enjoy your days, everybody. 😀
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Re: Morning humor
« Reply #1 on: Today at 06:14:08 AM »
Big ole' Bubba is a runner at 1st with 2 outs. Lil' Sam is coming to bat. His coach pulls him over and instructs : "Sam, yo know you can't hit Lefty, the pitcher, so just leave you bat here and maybe you'll walk. "

* NFHS don't require a batter to have a bat, he just can't have an illegal one.

WHAT IS THE MAXIMUM NUMBER OF PITCHES THAT LIL' SAM CAN TAKE BEFORE HE EITHER WALKS (HAPPLY ENDING) OR STRIKES OUT (SAD ENDING). ??? ??? ??? tR:oLl
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Re: Morning humor
« Reply #2 on: Today at 04:55:35 PM »
BEFORE he walks or strikes out? That would be 5 - 3 balls and 2 strikes. So what’s the trick answer?

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