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Football Officiating => War Stories => Topic started by: SCHSref on October 10, 2017, 02:53:32 PM

Title: From the mouth of trainers
Post by: SCHSref on October 10, 2017, 02:53:32 PM

Trainer:  This is the second time I have been out here because of this.

Ref: (looks off into the distance)

Trainer: *&%$#@

Ref: (throws flag)  UNC on the trainer

Trainer: (after helping his player off the field)  %&^*$#@

Ref: (throws flag) Second UNC on trainer.  (Goes to trainer on opposite team) You are now the trainer for both teams.

Other trainer: What?  Why? 

Ref:  Because I threw out that one

Title: Re: From the mouth of trainers
Post by: Etref on October 11, 2017, 06:53:52 PM

 LOL

Title: Re: From the mouth of trainers
Post by: yarnnelg on October 29, 2017, 12:09:43 AM

We were working a Semi Pro game off season. Los Angeles Fire Fighters and Police vs. St Petersburg Fire and Police. I'm waiting in the tunnel when this knock out walks out to stand beside me.
"Excuse me Miss, are you with one of the teams?"
"I am the team Doctor for the LA Team."
"I can't help but say this. I need to move back to California or suffer a severe leg cramp. I'd never leave the training table."
She smiled and said "My husband carries a gun. Besides, I'd probably hurt you."