A
cop
friend of mine once said when asked how he would calm the frenzied masses. His response was :
"I would arrest the biggest, loudest, and closest. He's probably the ringleader and with the ringleader gone, the ring will usually calm down."
You don't need 2 USCs to toss
a player or coach
(9-8-penalty :Any single flagrant foul is disqualification). At Love Field airport in Dallas, there is a statue of a Texas Ranger, with the inscription of : "ONE RANGER, ONE RIOT".
One flag
, one toss
hasn't disrupted the play on the field and should bring the remaining coaching staff under control.
DISCLAIMER : This is only the opinion of a grumpy ole'
nad not that of the : NFHS, NCAA, NFL, CFL, MPA, MAFO, AFL/CIO, ASPCA, GOP and the like....