Classic Harbugh, out of time outs in the third quarter..... If a coach spends most of the game bitching try this. Wait until he calls a time out and ignore him. As he starts screaming "TIME OUT!" Turn and acknowledge him. When he yells at you for not hearing him tell him calmly that because of his whining you had to tune him out in the first quarter. His look will be priceless.
Other good lines:
"Coach that is excellent rule knowledge of the National Football League"
"Coach, please save a bullet or two for when you need it."
"Be careful Coach, the only reason I'm out here is to get some community service hours."