Had a double header last week and the home team kicked off after a TD and extra point attempt. The ball went out of bounds and of course, the flag was tossed
An assistant coach, who looked just like Luther Campbell (ok...you need to know who Luther Campbell is to appreciate this) runs over to me and says, "What can we do, we have options right?" I said, "When the ball is kicked OOB on a kickoff, there are three options" and I gave them to him.
He then said, "well, that's good, we want to ball where it is." I looked at him and said, "That would be a good idea, if you were the receiving team." He gave a surprised look and walked away.