Late 4th quarter. 1:26 on the clock. Home team up by three points, visitors launch a 50 yard pass on the opposite sideline. I have receivers in my area and didn't see the other sideline. Coach behind me " Ray, did you see that?" "What coach?" "Wasn't that offensive pass interference?" "Number 80 and 82 didn't touch anyone." "Not here over there!" "I wasn't watching the, sorry." "It just dawned on me, you guys all wear glasses, you're all blind." I waited a few seconds, took a step back, "Coach, you wear glasses too!" "OMG, I'm as blind as you!"
Few more passes, clock runs out, my sideline wins, coach shakes my hand "Ray, we both need LASIK!"