IMHO, our minor duty of "fashion police"
should be preformed in our pregame "walk around". Things to look for :
(1) mouthpieces that have been chewed to cover only one tooth.
(2) towels that contain a picture of Elvis.
(3) play cards clipped to facemask, and the like.
(4) knots tied in jerseys - knots tied in shoestrings acceptable.
(5) LL Bean High Water boots worn in lieu of cleated shoes on muddy fields.
(6) Cleats that exceed 1/2 inch on muddy fields.
(7) Face paint of any color, design or amount that exceeds the eye shadow swipe.
(8) missing pads, legal unaltered jerseys, etc.
If any offences are found, politely bring it to the attention of the coach. Situation will be corrected and the game will be played smoothly....or at least until kickoff
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