Rest easy AB.
By using common sense and an intelligent determination of the rules, the above idiocy, if ever even contemplated by any rational thinking human, should simply be ignored.
It’s truly laughable how petty, picky and presumptuous some choose to get in responding to, what seemed like a fairly obvious, sarcastic exaggeration. For those of you who interpreted my remark to believe it suggested actually contacting the snappers head with my teeth, relax and let me assure you it was intended as a metaphor, and no suggestion of decapitation was intended. Forgive me for presuming that those reading the comment would have some personal experience with, the unique interaction and banter between Umpires and linemen and didn’t think detailed explanation was necessary. I was also seeking to avoid some of the usual,” weeping and gnashing of teeth” about a lack of brevity, and assumed eveyone, reading this link, knew the details of the relevant rules.
Offering to place the ball, where the snapper likes it, is NOT intended as any big deal or “silver bullet”. It’s a simple, easy habit to get into, starts the game on a conciliatory, helpful note and may (not guaranteed) help set a cooperative tone that can be very helpful, not only with the snapper, but with those around him. If it seems uncomfortable or awkard, don't consider it.
It would be a lot more accurate, and oh so proper, to recite the detauls of NF:2-40 and 7-1-1,2 & 3 as repetitive reminders to a snapper who may be somewhat careless with his handling of the ball, but sometimes a simple, “Hey, don’t do that” accomplishes the same result without all the dialog. It seems to work better if that tone has somewhat been “worked up to”, however.
Sometimes (sadly, not always) if you’ve taken the time, extended the effort to establish an informal working (in the trenches) relationship with young linemen during a game, they respond remarkably different and more favorably to suggestion, producing results even better than by “intelligent determination of the rules”. However, it may not be a good idea for those who may have difficulty lowering themselves from some, self constructed lofty perch above the fray, to communicate on such a direct level, nor is it likely they would be believable or successful in doing so.