It is rumored that, in some states south of Mason-Dixon, Friday Night Football exceeds Sunday Morning Church Services in popularity
. In Maine, it's not quite as high ...
(1) deer hunting
(2) moose hunting
(3) fishing
(4) ATV racing
(5) football
In greeting your neighbor : "Did ya' git ya' deer this year
?" replaces "Did we win last night???"
If neighbor responds : "AYUH, got me an 8 horned buck!!" your retort could be : "'Spect ya' got a chunk
I could gnaw on."
DEER HUNTING OPENING DAY = 1ST SAT. IN NOV.
FOOTBALL STATE CHAMPIONSHIP = SAT. BEFORE THANKSGIVING.