I just finished my 60th and last year of umping baseball. I always enjoyed working the plate as it kept you in the game, sorta' like wearing the white the white hat in football. With the exception of one game, I always used the outside (baloon) protector. Felt you might enjoy my feeling on that....
SCENE: Warm spring day, "Smokey" and I were working a double-header out in cow country. Smokey has just got one of them there inside protectors. Early 70's
ACT I: Smokey worked the plate in the first game.
ACT II: Played at a private school , they fed us between games. Remembering the menu of tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwiches. We set with the coaches. One coach dunked his sandwich in the soup

. Smokey asked if I would like to try his new chest protector in game two. I said YES

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ACT III: I quickly learned one would need a bigger shirt

, we wore buttoned-downs back then and as I bent over 3 buttons poped.
ACT IV: In about the 3rd inning I caught a foul tip in the adam's apple

.Those new-fangled protectors didn't ofer protection then.
ACT V: The remainder of the game, I was only interested in hiding behind the catcher and not so much if the pitch was a ball or strike

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EPILOGUE: After the game I told Smokey that these 'new-fangled' things were only a fad and wouldn't last.

Over the last few years, I've had to rely on a friendly tailor to keek my 'raft' useable as they don't seem to make 'um anymore
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