In lieu of paper, pen(cil) and the coach's X ; we white hats have our

umpire

as a witness to the coach verifying that big ole' Bubba is properly dressed

. With Inderpendance Day close at hand, I'll share with you guys an old Mainer proverb : "If ye drink a fifth on the Fourth , ye may not be able to come forth on the fifth

" Wishing all an enjoyable holiday

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