You are penalized one "seafood" martini, be it lobster or crawfish, depending on your current location.
And you have to chicken for lunch, no seafood.
Of course, some think being a Red Sox fan is penalty enough.

...our beloved NEW ENGLAND Red Sox have won 6 in a row

..of course, those are games that don't count

. 'Spect soon they will return to their losing ways and once again become the BOSTON Flop Sox.
Mainer's most popular drink (male) : Pabst Blue Ribbon
Mainer's most popular drink (female) : Allan's Coffee Brandy
Proposed scoring changes since 1994 (my time on Rules Committee) :
Late 1990's - TD points differ from 4 points if play started inside B's 20 to 8 points if beyond midfield. TD on COP would always be 10. FG from more than 40 = 4 points. - Laughed down in subcommittee as it was felt a CPA would be needed to run the score board. Editor's note: proposal did NOT come from Maine.
Late 2000's - TD would be 7 points OR you could take 6 points and go for 2 on try. Eliminating the PAT kick would shorten the game time, it was felt. - It wasn't felt by many as it ,too, failed in subcommittee.
Connecticut in 1969 played by NCAA rules - I started officiating there then - moved back to Maine in 1971 - impressed my NFHS buddies with : spiffy half-red,half-white penalty flag

(their's was solid red); black cap w/white piping (their's was solid black) and BEAN BAG - they had never seen one before and used their cap in lieu of. One official wore a wig and sheepishly admitted that he worried he might accidentally toss his wig along with his cap. - Connecticut adopted NFHS rules in 1979.
Enough for useless knowledge that you guys didn't need.....
at AB suggests, it's time to lunch on parboiled rooster with mango sauce

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