Author Topic: From the Mouths of Coaches 2018  (Read 973 times)

Offline JasonTX

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From the Mouths of Coaches 2018
« on: August 26, 2018, 08:28:49 PM »
Regarding the new NCAA rule on knee pads.

From the coach:  "You mean to tell me I'm going to have to spend $10,000 on new pants?" 

Offline Etref

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Re: From the Mouths of Coaches 2018
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2018, 04:31:51 PM »
 hEaDbAnG
" I don't make the rules coach!"

Offline SCHSref

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Re: From the Mouths of Coaches 2018
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2018, 12:45:08 PM »
Whistle and Flag by White Hat for DOG.  Balll was snapped before the RFP.

Coach: What is that for?
Me: DOG
Coach: The 25 second clock hasn't expired!
Me: Coach, it's a DOG if the ball is snapped before the RFP.
Coach: Waves both hands at me as to shoo me away
If you didn't see it, you can't call it

Offline Aussie-Zebra

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Re: From the Mouths of Coaches 2018
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2018, 06:59:29 PM »
Last two minutes of the half, runner sweeps downfield to the right and up the sideline for a first down and then some. Runner is tackled and fumbles the ball. Team mate recovers.

Coach: "What about 4th down fumble rule in the last two minutes of the half ?"

 ??? hEaDbAnG

For every coach that thinks we got it wrong there's another that thinks we got it right.

Offline Ralph Damren

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Re: From the Mouths of Coaches 2018
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2019, 07:48:54 AM »
This occurred many years ago but still brings a  ;D grin upon recall :

In sub-varsity games, with pre game agreement of the coaches, the NFHS overtime procedure can be used.

(1) Me : "So, do you guys want to play overtime if needed?"

(2) Coach A : "Ayuh, 'spect so."

(3) Coach B : "Depends what the score is ??? ??? ."

(4) Me  :o :o : "Hum...I guess the score would be tied   8] ."

(5) Coach B: " In that case, ayuh 'spect so ,too :-\ >"

Team B lost by 30.....and the band played on.....

Offline ElvisLives

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Re: From the Mouths of Coaches 2018
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2019, 03:21:26 PM »
This occurred many years ago but still brings a  ;D grin upon recall :

In sub-varsity games, with pre game agreement of the coaches, the NFHS overtime procedure can be used.

(1) Me : "So, do you guys want to play overtime if needed?"

(2) Coach A : "Ayuh, 'spect so."

(3) Coach B : "Depends what the score is ??? ??? ."

(4) Me  :o :o : "Hum...I guess the score would be tied   8] ."

(5) Coach B: " In that case, ayuh 'spect so ,too :-\ >"

Team B lost by 30.....and the band played on.....

Now that's funny...I don't care who ya are.    LOL