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Offline TXMike

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Keep Those Halftime Lengths Under Control
« on: December 14, 2011, 07:49:38 AM »
Thought you non-Texans might get a kick out of this.

And momma wondered why Johnny was so anxious for halftime to get there
http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairballs/2011/12/julie_ann_moore_another_texas.php

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Re: Keep Those Halftime Lengths Under Control
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2011, 08:44:04 AM »
If this was the Hell Week game, I can understand how it would last longer than 28 mins. Both bands play a full show, they usually have a few extras as well during half.

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Re: Keep Those Halftime Lengths Under Control
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2011, 08:50:02 AM »
I'll bet those 3 fifteen year old boys don't feel like "victims."  More like BMOC :)

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Re: Keep Those Halftime Lengths Under Control
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2011, 08:58:55 AM »
I wasnt going to say it, but I thought it too. Can males really ever be "sexually assaulted?"

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Re: Keep Those Halftime Lengths Under Control
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2011, 09:00:57 AM »
I'll bet those 3 fifteen year old boys don't feel like "victims."  More like BMOC :)

Bragging has already started.  Kid said it last 10-15 minutes.  Probably more like 2.

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Re: Keep Those Halftime Lengths Under Control
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2011, 09:51:30 AM »
Only in Texas would they stop in time to be in their seats before the second half kickoff.

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Re: Keep Those Halftime Lengths Under Control
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2011, 03:37:17 PM »
I know folks in Amarillo.....
BTW, it's the home of the BIG TEXAN steak house. - you know the 72 ounce "if you eat it all it's free" steak.

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Re: Keep Those Halftime Lengths Under Control
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2011, 08:11:14 PM »
Bragging has already started.  Kid said it last 10-15 minutes.  Probably more like 2 seconds.

FTFY