1st off, to the haters, thought police and nanny state monitors..this is NOT directed at any specific person so don't get your panties in a wad. I just happened to see it and thought some of it is pretty funny. Any resemblance to real people, living or dead, is purely coincidental....
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Written By: Khang Hunyh
10 “She can blow the whistle longer”
9 (OK I will leave this one out)
8 “How do you know it’s a woman official? Her penatly explanations take twice as long as Ed Hochuli’s”
7 “Ways to know there is a female official? The game doesn’t start on time!”
6 (This was lame)
5 (Also lame)
4 Ways to know there’s a female ref, there’s a switch to vertical stripes, they’re slimming.
3 The game is delayed 25 minutes because she’s late, but reminding her won’t make her go any faster. –
2 Ed Hockulie holding his poses a little longer and applying oil quarterly.
1. How to tell theres a woman official…she calls you for a hold in the previous play- then reminds you about the pass interference last week, off sides in 2010, your ROUGHING THE PASSER in pop warner……and every foul you ever commited before she even met you.
