My spiffy new pole cat britches have a buttoned flap over a back pocket and I carry a small waterpooof LL Bean wallet onto the field with me. Some of the schools still pay at gamesite, and it gives me a place to put their check. I limit the items in it to : (1) driver's licence & proof of ins. card; (2) silver dollar for coin toss; (3) Medicare -I'm 67- and supp. ins. card. I want to make it easy if I should tip over on the field

; (4) a few crumpled up dollars in case umpire needs

for the trip home. Word to the wise... if your wife/girlfriend/whatever was to buy you vanity plates with "ref", "ump" or anything identifying you as an official as a gift, politely decline and request a wild tie or something theresuch. Don't leave anything hanging in your car or it it's back window that could identify you as an official. That will attract three types of people : (1) guys who hate officials; (2) guys who know where you are during the game and want to rob you; (3) guys who are both #1 & #2.

Those are my thoughts for today, now it's time for some lobster chowder

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