Several years ago a team arrived that had a tall, lanky wideout with a ponytail that reached the top of his numbers. In pregame, I asked his coach if he considered tucking his ponytail inside his helmet for safety purposes. Coach responded : " 'Spect not, his signature is his ponytail waving at the defender he's leaving in the dust as he runs for another TD.

". Midway in the 1st period "Ponytail" caught a pass near the sidelines. Ponytail was quickly tackled there by his...ponytail

. I'm sure it hurt....as Ponytail cried...Ponytail didn't see any further action until the 2nd half.....we were not able to see Ponytail's ponytail anymore (it was tucked inside his helmet).....Ponytail didn't score any TDs in the 2nd half, so he didn't need his "signature"

....and the band played on
