Robert, you live closer to the anus. Just sayin'

Well, in the spirit of good-natured ribbing, how about this: Better to be the anus than the TP used to wipe the anus, which is where you are.
(Since I don't know where that is, please understand that I am just making humor, however good or bad.)
I said I wished I was in Hawai'i.
Everybody go out and have a perfect game tonight. Hope your weather is decent. Be safe.
Robert