On a beautiful, clear, crisp fall day somewhere in upper-mid Texas, Apes vs Bears, both in district 10X:
2/8, B-28, 0:03 (4), A=14, B=24.
A12’s legal forward pass is caught by end A88 at the B-20, and A88 jukes and jives and reverses and stiff arms defenders and, with every ounce of effort remaining in his body and soul, advances to the B-1 where B99 cuts A88’s feet from underneath him, and, as time in the period expires, A88 falls with the ball squarely on the goal line before any of his body parts touch the ground (of which several do touch the ground instantly thereafter). With the Back Judge majestically signaling “touchdown,” A88 rises from the ground, hands the ball to the Back Judge and says “Thank you for being here, today, and for all you do to serve this sport, sir.” He then looks into the grandstands to acknowledge the dozens of adoring and screaming fans. A88 waves and blows kisses to the crowd as he moves toward his bench area. Momentarily afterward, both teams begin to send in their special teams units for the try.
Ruling: