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Offline JasonTX

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From the Mouths of Coaches 2018
« on: August 26, 2018, 08:28:49 PM »
Regarding the new NCAA rule on knee pads.

From the coach:  "You mean to tell me I'm going to have to spend $10,000 on new pants?" 

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Re: From the Mouths of Coaches 2018
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2018, 04:31:51 PM »
 hEaDbAnG
" I don't make the rules coach!"

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Re: From the Mouths of Coaches 2018
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2018, 12:45:08 PM »
Whistle and Flag by White Hat for DOG.  Balll was snapped before the RFP.

Coach: What is that for?
Me: DOG
Coach: The 25 second clock hasn't expired!
Me: Coach, it's a DOG if the ball is snapped before the RFP.
Coach: Waves both hands at me as to shoo me away
If you didn't see it, you can't call it

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Re: From the Mouths of Coaches 2018
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2018, 06:59:29 PM »
Last two minutes of the half, runner sweeps downfield to the right and up the sideline for a first down and then some. Runner is tackled and fumbles the ball. Team mate recovers.

Coach: "What about 4th down fumble rule in the last two minutes of the half ?"

 ??? hEaDbAnG

For every coach that thinks we got it wrong there's another that thinks we got it right.

Offline Ralph Damren

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Re: From the Mouths of Coaches 2018
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2019, 07:48:54 AM »
This occurred many years ago but still brings a  ;D grin upon recall :

In sub-varsity games, with pre game agreement of the coaches, the NFHS overtime procedure can be used.

(1) Me : "So, do you guys want to play overtime if needed?"

(2) Coach A : "Ayuh, 'spect so."

(3) Coach B : "Depends what the score is ??? ??? ."

(4) Me  :o :o : "Hum...I guess the score would be tied   8] ."

(5) Coach B: " In that case, ayuh 'spect so ,too :-\ >"

Team B lost by 30.....and the band played on.....

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Re: From the Mouths of Coaches 2018
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2019, 03:21:26 PM »
This occurred many years ago but still brings a  ;D grin upon recall :

In sub-varsity games, with pre game agreement of the coaches, the NFHS overtime procedure can be used.

(1) Me : "So, do you guys want to play overtime if needed?"

(2) Coach A : "Ayuh, 'spect so."

(3) Coach B : "Depends what the score is ??? ??? ."

(4) Me  :o :o : "Hum...I guess the score would be tied   8] ."

(5) Coach B: " In that case, ayuh 'spect so ,too :-\ >"

Team B lost by 30.....and the band played on.....

Now that's funny...I don't care who ya are.    LOL

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Re: From the Mouths of Coaches 2018
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2019, 03:30:11 PM »
I have a crew that works little league games on Saturdays.  One time we were working a lower division game, basically 3rd and 4th grade kids.  In that division, a coach can be on the field with the players.  Early in the 1st quarter, the visiting team went on it's first offensive possession.  The coach was bent over in the huddle with the kids and was about to call a play.  I leaned in and said, "Coach, you only have 8 players out here".  The coach raised up, looked to the sidelines and yelled "Give me one", then bent back down as a kid started onto the field.  When the player reached the huddle, I leaned in again, "Coach, you only have 9 players out here".  He raised up again and yelled in a frustrating tone, "Give me another one".  Uh, we haven't worked that team since then  hEaDbAnG

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Re: From the Mouths of Coaches 2018
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2019, 10:21:43 AM »
My favorite related story at this sort of youth level is when you see there are 12 players, you remind the coach, and he turns to the team and says "Who's not supposed to be out here?"

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Re: From the Mouths of Coaches 2018
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2019, 12:43:34 PM »
This is one I call, "I hope this guy moved on to flipping burgers, or something."

Working a JV game many moons ago.  In addition to the usual whining and complaining about us, this guy (JV head coach) was just relentless on his players.  Poor kids were just outmatched, and this clown was offering no real coaching assistance whatsoever.  Nothing positive to say, and not teaching them how to do anything better or correctly.  Just constant beratement.  Can't recall what it was that warranted this (fumble, poor punt, poor pass - who knows), this guys blasts one of his players yet again, and then follows it up with, "How can you do this to me?" 
That is permanently etched in my mind.  What a total egotistical jack---.  Those kids deserved better.  Much better.

Hope he is in chains bustin' rocks somewhere.

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Re: From the Mouths of Coaches 2018
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2019, 02:08:45 PM »
A few years back a real good friend of mine who is also on this board was working a JH game I think and for like 4 to 6 plays in a row had 10 men on the field with 4 always in the back field finally the coach asked him well who is not out there that is suppose to be? 

He look back at the sideline and said I don't know coach and then he said it number 65
the coach then proceeded to chew on number 65.

GJ remember that story? 
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